Celeb Prisoners’ Thanksgiving Meals Revealed – TMZ

R. Kelly, Kodak Sad and Michael Cohen are spending their first Thanksgiving at the serve of bars, and they’re about to search out out what Suge Knight and Bill Cosby already know — turkey day is principally undeniable and dry.

TMZ’s bought penal advanced menus from at some stage within the county, and locked-up celebs are being treated to your same previous Thanksgiving unfold … turkey, stuffing, gravy and pie.

Right here’s a breakdown of their turkey day alternate choices:

Kelly at MCC Chicago:

— Turkey, cornbread stuffing, brown gravy, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls or total wheat bread, pecan pie or total current fruit

Kodak at FDC Miami:

— Smoked turkey, cornbread dressing, macaroni & cheese, green beans, potato salad, dinner rolls and holiday pies

Cohen at New York’s FCI Otisville:

— Turkey roast, bread stuffing mix, baked sweet potato, green bean casserole, turkey gravy, dinner rolls or margarine patty, fruit and holiday pies

Cosby at Pennsylvania’s SCI Phoenix:

— Roast turkey, bread stuffing, whipped potatoes, gravy, green peas, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, pumpkin pie with whipped topping

Suge at San Diego’s Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility:

— Roast turkey, green salad with dressing, seasoned chicken, cranberry sauce, yams, mashed potatoes, chicken gravy, vegetables, cake and cornbread

And, for individuals who care what Fyre Competition (dis)organizer Billy McFarland will be chowing down on at Ohio’s FCI Elkton:

— Turkey roast, baked ham, soy sizzling dog, mashed potatoes, corn, cornbread dressing, turkey gravy, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, fruit and pies

Obvious beats the hell out of the awful Fyre Fest meals, steady?!?